If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon.
…I can only imagine what these parents are going through. And when I think about this boy, I think about my own kids. Every parent in America should be able to understand why it is absolutely imperative that we investigate every aspect of this and that everybody pulls together — federal, state and local — to figure out exactly how this tragedy happened.” —
President BARACK OBAMA, in his first remarks on the murder of Trayvon Martin.
Let’s make a list. So we know where to turn for entertainment when the entire world goes down to Texas.
Update: We’re going to have so much fun on the Internet next week, you guys.